| When i open my eyes every
morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why
should only i suffer!!! |
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| If ur world is spining Round &
Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na
its called high B/P... |
| Last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where
the fuck is my roof |
| Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't
fly! |
| At dis moment in time 10 million
people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
| The rain makes all things
beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you? |
| i want u 2 know dat our
friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window... I look down & den... i lauf again |
| God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested |
| ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign
of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile
in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) |
| One day Raja and rani decided to
send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next
day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to
rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" |
| can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need
it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks
to ATM machine??????? |
| terrorists have kidnapped our
lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them
with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
| Why do couples hold hands during
their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking
hands b4 the fight begins ! |
| girl friends are like mobile
phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry
check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger
and enjoy. |
Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls
hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd
time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri
biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |